I did all of that?
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Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Gathering chickens
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Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Stagecoach surprise
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Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!