Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...