…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...