Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...