Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...