Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...