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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...