Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...