You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...