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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
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Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
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