Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....