10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...