Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...