Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...