Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...