Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...