Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...