Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...