Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!