How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...