Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...