The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!