What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...