Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...