No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
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Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.