USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...