Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...