Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...