Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...