So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...