How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...