A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...