Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...