A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....