Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.