Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...