It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...