Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...