Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...