Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...