Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Reward these soldiers for their work
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Alice is in UNIX land
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yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.