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The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Types of computer viruses
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What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
headmasters and bullfrogs
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Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...