Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...