IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...