10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...