Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.