Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...