Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman