Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...