What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...