Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...