I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...