Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...