Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...