The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...