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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...