Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...