How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Grandma changed
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Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...